Halloween Jokes - 2022 Edition
- "What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash."
- "Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'"
- "Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos."
- "Why wouldn't the skeleton go in the haunted house? He had no guts."
- "What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!"
- "What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos."
- "How did the great pumpkin fix his jeans? With a pumpkin patch."
- "Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo."
- "Why do skeleton's make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones."
- "Why wasn't there any food left at the Halloween party? Everyone was goblin."
- "What did the skeleton bring to the potluck? Spare ribs."
- "Where do ghosts learn to become pilots? At fright school."
- "What's a ghost's favorite street? A dead end."
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